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KITTY KAT ALLEY,
Here's where your naughty questions are answered pound for
pound!
I named this
column Kitty Kat in honor of all the pussy you have found in
back alleys, strip clubs and other places. You get the pussy and
then don’t know what to do with it!
I understand, because many booty lovers are totally at a loss
when it comes to seducing fat women. Don't worry, I'm your sex
therapist and will answer all your butt ass-backwards bullshit.
Ms. Powerbosom can you believe this shit!
Last week I came home
early from work due to flu symptoms. I went in the kitchen to
grab some orange juice and noticed my wife's purse on the
kitchen table. Although I was fighting the flu, my body reared
into arousal. An afternoon romp was exactly what I needed! I
took the carpeted stairs like an Olympic sprinter and eased the
bedroom door open. My heart fell to the floor, stomped by
masculine pride. My wife, clad in scandalous hot pink lingerie
that she had never worn for me, was bouncing up and down on
someone. She moaned and groaned her pleasure in a tone that I
never heard. Wifey was caught up in unbridled passion that
ignited an inferno of jealousy through my body.
I am a man who takes
care of our home, so imagine the betrayal I felt after paying
two car payments, a house note and giving her jewelry! My wife
had all the crap women want! That fucking unfaithful bitch!
Ms. P let me tell you something serious, I was half a second
from throwing both of them out the window!
The expensive
oriental carpet Wifey wanted cushioned my steps as I ventured
forward. Standing next to the oversized chest filled with
designer dresses, I stared at the king-size bed. My hands
trembled and my brain refused to acknowledge the vision on silk
sheets. Wifey groaned, "This is so nasty good." She never said
that to me! Her lover reached up to fondle the plump chocolate
breasts that should have been in my mouth. Wifey shuddered and
slid down the bed. She threw the sheets on the floor to uncover
her lover's body. The person under my wife was her best friend
Karen!
I was unable to tear
my eyes away. Karen spread her thick thighs to reveal velvety
folds of womanhood. The lips were thick and glistening with
excitement. Her clit was poking out, begging for attention.
Licking her lips, Wifey placed her hands on Karen's hips and
inhaled deeply, taking in her shopping buddy's scent. She
inhaled again, then stuck out her tongue and flicked the clit.
Karen jerked and pulled my wife's head further against her
aroused body. My wife normally assumes the submissive role in
bed, but not this time. She spread Karen's chunky legs wide and
lifted them. Wifey now had total access. She stuck her tongue
deep into Karen's pussy. Karen responded by moving her hips
closer to my wife's unfaithful tongue begging for release.
"Eat me honey! Eat
my pussy just like that! Oh yes!" Karen wailed.
I wanted to
put cotton in my ears, but the sound and sight of two women in
heated passion turned me on. I should have been throwing the
lecherous backstabbers on the street, but I was confused. Anger
filled me, but my dick was rock-hard. I could feel precum slide
down my leg as I watched the women make love. My wife has moves
that I never knew existed, and we have been married for six
years! Karen was on edge and
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